This post comes from my daughter Mylee who is 4 years old. I overheard this while she was playing with Barbie and Ariel dolls in the bathtub:
"I'm gonna baptize Barbie because she's 8 years old."
"Ariel, I baptize you for the Mormon for the gospel of Jesus Christ of Latter-day Saints. I hope you be good when you get baptized and Holy Ghost. The Book of Mormon is great for you to read. I love the scriptures. You should too. The pioneers and the missionaries. I love you so much. Amen."
"Okay! Holy Ghost time!"
Need I say more? Out of the mouth of babes...